What No One Tells You About Hair Bump Treatment Products!
THE FIRST EVER HIGHLY EFFECTIVE fORMULA FOR WOMEN THAT HAVE TO DEAL WITH HAIR BUMPS
Get Instant results with Bumpcology® Serum! It Will Help You Out By Diminishing The Appearance of Ingrown Hair & Hydrating Your Skin
You’re probably reading this right now with your lips twisted to one side of your face, because you don’t believe ONE SINGLE WORD OF WHAT YOU JUST READ. You're like, let me get this straight (insert a few hand claps for emphasis)..."There’s a hair bump product that I've never heard of, out in these streets making MAGICAL CLAIMS of being a highly effective solution to my ingrown hair woes?"
Chile bye, is what you’re saying right after thinking to yourself that you’ve tried everything on the market and nothing has worked for those annoying bumps so what makes this product any different?
In my defense if you’ve already tried every hair bump treatment that has come along and they didn't work for you, REAL TALK I had nothing to do with that inferior formulation! Truth be told, until I came up with the idea to create a product that actually works I was stuck in that same cycle of – getting excited about a new hair bump product, buying a new hair bump product, using a new hair bump product, and being disappointed by that hair bump product. Once I learned better, cheap beauty products are not my wheelhouse, I only use the good stuff on my skin.
After all you just read you're probably still doubtful that this product will work for you. You’re debating if you should buy Bumpcology® Serum just to confirm your suspicions that it’s just like every other non-working product on the market. Hey, if you still don't believe fat meat is greasy and that this product actually works, that's on you!
Plot twist: The biggest reason you’ll turn into a raving fan and want to shout from the mountain tops telling the universe of your new beauty find, is because it works as advertised.
Gone to a dermatologist for help to make them go away,
Read step-by-step articles on how to treat them,
Purchased different products that promised to prevent them,
Changed your preferred method of hair removal to avoid them and you still have hair bumps; that’s downright awful if you sit and think about it.
IT'S NOT YOU...IT'S THEM
Time To Spill Some Tea & Pull Back The Curtain On
The Beauty Industry’s Dirty Little Secrets
OFF THE RECORD: THE REAL REASONS WHY YOUR HAIR BUMPS TREATMENTS HAVEN'T WORKED
IT WASN'T CREATED FOR YOU
SAY IT WITH ME: I AM A WOMAN AND MY ISSUES GO UNADDRESSED. I FEEL SILENCED, IGNORED, AND OVERLOOKED.
Sweetheart, those products were made for a guys beard line or the back of his head, and you were barely an afterthought.
!Ouch¡ the truth hurts and so does rubbing alcohol on your lady parts. And that is the number one ingredient in close to 70% of hair bump products.
You see what I mean; they were not thinking about you in that lab when the formula was created.
I’m calling a flag on the play (blows whistle and throws down my penalty flag thingy)
THEY LOVE CUTTING CORNERS AND YOUR SKIN PAYS FOR IT
The products are known to contain ingredients that are flammable, toxic, can cause congenital disabilities if ingested, over dry the skin and result in flaking or breakouts.
Seriously, who needs this kind of negativity in their life, let alone in their skin care product.
"The Suits” are behind this nonsense. They sit around fancy tables, yammer on about quarterly sales and bottom lines and make decisions about our skincare.
"The Suits” love using ingredients that are not effective in skin care products because they pocket more money, and they DO NOT care if your skin suffers as a result. They just want your paper!
I am sure you are sitting there scratching your head trying to figure out how they can pull something like this off, oh it's simple. They have a team of people working hard to help them pull off this "heist". Before you go all conspiracy theorist on me I will tell you exactly what they do. Nope, it's not some underground meeting that takes place. This is done in the WIDE OPEN and before NOW you've probably never paid attention.
They pay for full page advertising in all of the major beauty magazines
Their publicists get them booked on all the major networks and they tell the world how great their product is even though it's not effective
They get write ups in local newspapers and other media outlets, and you read it and think I need that product!
They send elaborate gift baskets to "influencers" to get their products mentioned
And will sometimes pay for fake product reviews
They will use marketing buzzwords like "Dermatologist tested," "Doctor Approved," and "HypoAllergenic," to Jedi Mind Trick you into opening your wallet for them. If you come across these particular phrases marketing a Hair Bump Product, AUTOMATICALLY think COVFEFE these phrases mean nothing, and the person behind them has an agenda that may or may not be in your best interest, just saying.
(We are trained to believe that if it's not on television, in a magazine, or on the internet then it must not be any good)
I'm no stranger to the Publicity Game and my businesses have benefited greatly from media exposure. What you won't see me do is manipulate the outcome. I put it all on the floor and what happens, happens.
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO KNOW IF YOUR SKIN CARE PRODUCTS ARE WORKING?
If you’re on an oral medication for skin conditions, it takes at minimum a month to start seeing results.
If you’re using a topical solution, expect anywhere from 6 weeks to 12 weeks to see results. Also, you need to monitor your skin for improvement and adjust your regimen accordingly.
IT'S A PART OF A SYSTEM, THAT'S A PART OF "THE SYSTEM
Big companies survive and thrive because they manipulate their customers into believeing things that aren't true, and no one ever talks about it.
They just think we’re just a bunch of dopes on a rope. This kind of stuff boils my blood. I strongly dislike like companies that prey on their vulnerable customers, So NOT Cool.
They lure you in with big promises and before you know it you’re out of $25, and you still have to purchase two or three additional products to get the results initially advertised.
***I call malarkey on being manipulative in business, it’s not necessary! My motto is Why Be Manipulative when you can be CREATIVE?
My name is Tiffany Piggée, and I was just as frustrated, distrustful & looking for solutions as you are right now.
I'm a licensed esthetician (reality: positive self-esteem coach, pimple popping, body waxer)
I’m a mom (reality: expert listener and missing item finder, maid & caregiver)
I’m an entrepreneur (reality: a pinch of cray, nocturnal individual that fills holes in the marketplace while guzzling coffee during the day)
I am also someone that dislikes when people misrepresent themselves. I truly believe that honesty is the best policy.
I am also someone who knows how to get the best possible results in the shortest amount time by using the good stuff when it comes to the skincare game. I don’t play when it comes to my skincare I am all about my results.
I've been featured in New York Times, Yahoo Business, Mashable and other cool places on the interwebs.
After applying my expertise as a licensed esthetician...I went from not even knowing how to create a beauty product (that’s the phase where you don’t have enough money to meet manufacturing requirements) to creating the best ingrown serum on the market in less than one year all while working on it part time.
I know what people need when it comes to their skincare, because I'm the one that helps them get the results they want everyday and we ONLY use the good stuff . I don’t know a person alive that loves spending money on skincare that doesn’t work.
ONE SERUM. BACKED BY SCIENCE. PROVEN TO GET RESULTS.
I PROMISE TO HAVE INTEGRITY IN MY BUSINESS DEALINGS WITH YOU.
Translation: I am not going to sell you inferior products.
I PROMISE TO BE TRANSPARENT ABOUT MY CUSTOMER REVIEWS.
Translation: I will fully disclose if they are PAYING customer reviews or reviews from marketing strategies...ie contest winners, bloggers, radio show hosts.
I WILL BE HERE IF YOU NEED ME
Translation: I am not a fan of the wham bam thank you ma'am approach to business. I am looking to build a business friendship with you. If you have any questions at all about Bumpcology® Serum you can email me. Here's my email address: Tiffany@bumpcology.com or call me just to say What Up Doe (It's a Detroit Thing) at 248-413-7333.